Wise… (Questionable) words from my friends
I had dinner with a friend yesterday to catch up on all the
gossip I had missed over the Easter break, and somehow we got onto the subject
of sex and contraception. ( a subject topic often discussed in our friendship
group).
JB is not a stupid girl but there are those rare moments
where she will utter something so dense I fear for her well-being if she were to
be left alone for a prolonged period of time.
“I used to think you could only take Friday’s pill on Friday.
I thought it would mess my body up if I took Saturday on Friday, I thought they
were different for each day. I was scared the pill would know if I took one on
the wrong day, I always used to run out of Fridays.”
“No JB, the pills have days on them so you can keep track of
when you take them, you can have a Friday pill on a Saturday.”
Another cracking quote that has come from one of my other
friends FE was uttered in the back of a taxi on a Superbull night (enough
said).
“My brains says NO, … but my nipples say YES!”
This is just the start of this series wise… (Questionable) words from my friends, I’m sure they will say
something stupid again soon and you’ll be the first to know.